Today in stupid intellectual property.

Posted on 24 Apr 2012

Now it is as simple as protecting the in$ightful words you use to describe your stupid product.*

*I propose that the dollar sign be used to indicate sarcasm. I don’t really think these words are “insightful” so I have indicated my exaggeration with the good old $. It is perhaps the most commonly mis-communicated form of speech, we need a shortcut to save us from confusion. Like when Rush called that birth-control-popping woman a slut, in his apology he told us he was being absurd. Absurdism is like sarcasm. If only he had told us he was ab$urd in context he could have saved himself a lot of apologizing—well, that one apology he coaxed out of himself. He is $uper.


4 Replies to "Today in stupid intellectual property."

  • cheeseholm
    24 Apr 2012 (10:58)
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    you forgot “$tupid produ¢t ®” in the first line.

    • Zadok
      24 Apr 2012 (11:50)
      Reply

      I meant “stupid product”, no sarcasm.

  • Jaron Latona
    19 May 2012 (12:00)
    Reply

    I prefer , or simply . But I like this idea…

    • Zadok
      20 May 2012 (06:50)
      Reply

      Can you please clarify Jaron.


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