Marie Antoinette (2/5)

Posted on 25 Jan 2009

I don't get it: 20th C. pop songs, tennis shoes, gossip, prancing around Versailles, sex with sailors. My version of Coppola pitching the film to the producers: "It's like a teen Amadeus". My rejoinder: "I don't know what you're talking about".

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In Bruges (5/5)

Posted on 14 Jan 2009

Farrel is an obnoxious half-wit off camera--or what we call reality. So what a pleasant surprise to see him pull off one of the most nuanced and dynamic comedic performances in recent memory: moments after putting a gun to his head, he is making light of his plight and the wussiness of his gun. Yes, the ending goes a bit far and requires some unlikely machinations, but these characters are all so very lovely. If the Academy wasn't dumb the whole ...

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Dark City (3/5)

Posted on 14 Jan 2009

Credit is due for spawning many other good films in the genre.

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Swimfan (1/5)

Posted on 13 Jan 2009

The last reel competently ramps up the violence and peril, but who cares.

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Collateral (4/5)

Posted on 12 Jan 2009

Too many plot holes and absurd action choices to merit a perfect review. The cinematography, score, and feel are ace. And the Korean night club scene is flawless film-making; makes me want to go shoot up a Korean night club with Oakenfold bumping on the PA.

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A History of Violence (4/5)

Posted on 12 Jan 2009

Enjoyable Cronenberg--I never thunk it. Straight forward banal entertainment: the mob boss eats it, the school bully eats it, the dad rapes his kinky wife, just perfect.

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Bedtime Stories (1/5)

Posted on 11 Jan 2009

I can't blame my Little Brother dates on all the sheize films I pay full price to see, but I will here. Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider going for the hard PG rating. I think I like two of Sandler's films: Happy Gilmore and Punch Drunk Love, the rest are tied for last place.

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Run, Fat Boy, Run (1/5)

Posted on 10 Jan 2009

David Schwimmer directing, in the character of "Ross".

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Miami Vice (3/5)

Posted on 9 Jan 2009

Mann's machine gun sound effects arouse me proper; too bad the attempts at romance or drama are quite unarousing. I am praying for Public Enemies; it has just as much potential as this one had.

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Heaven’s gonna burn your eyes.

Posted on 8 Jan 2009

I've concluded that my well-being is entirely up to me; I am done hoping or expecting anything from God, it just isn't worth it.

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