Splice (1/5)
Posted on 14 Jun 2010
Perhaps this is your thing: to watch filmmakers put their baby on a train, dress it up with some promising actors and the hot topic of human cloning, and then crash it into the wall. The story runs way behind the audience right from the first reel, and then attempts to make up for it by having the titular Splice-child screw Daddy, change sexes and then screw Mommy. These people are disturbingly jacked up, and not in the interesting, curious fashion, but the, I feel sick for what just happened to them(me).
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