Bangkok Dangerous (5/5)

Posted on 4 Jun 2011

The most fucking totally sweet assassin film since Léon: The Professional. No one but Cage could have ever pulled off this massive role with such aplomb. God, I just can’t believe how perfect and awesome the experience was. I am writing this review before the second reel, that is how confident I am. I know you think I am kidding because of the awful trailer, premise, cast, title. The most underrated film of whatever year it came out. Where were the critics on this; Hollywood can be so elitist!

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3 Replies to "Bangkok Dangerous (5/5)"

• Rebecca

  14 Jun 2011 (17:05)

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  This is awesome. Kinda makes me want to see it, which is just short of a miracle!

• Zadok

  15 Jun 2011 (07:22)

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  I recommend a few pre-function drinks, Rebecca. Sorta like 3D glasses–necessary equipment for proper viewing.

• Rebecca

  22 Jun 2011 (14:00)

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  i always wondered what pre-funk was short for.

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