The Bodyguard (0/5)
Posted on 8 Apr 2011
Houston plays a drinkin’, smokin’, cussin’, self-prescribed bitch with great skin, perfect teeth, a vengeful libido, and all the money and fame any one could hope for. Costner plays a style-less, disciplined, bore, who drives an El Camino, drinks Coors, and throws knives at fence posts. Let’s hook em up! The film actually works well if you imagine that Houston is a high functioning, mentally challenged, sexually active, heiress, with a grade school crush on the first steady male figure she’s ever had in her employ. The most colossally corny, unrealistic, crap, romantic thriller of all time, enjoyable to every last frame.
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