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Prometheus

Upon finally meeting her maker/engineer, our protagonist pleads her case: Why do you hate us? That one crosses my mind too.

Drive (5/5)

Paced, quiet, elegant. They make film-making look easy.

Pineapple Express (3/5)

Franco, stoned in this and every other scene, pokes his hitchhiking thumb through his zipper and exclaims: "hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock". That's funny.

I couldn't finish this or muster the courage to watch those Spy Kids movies, but it seems they are all made for nine-year-old people who aren't ready for the sophisticated characters we find in the Pierce Brosnan spy catalog.

The Company Men (DNF)

Rich, corporate guys feel the economic squeeze and stick knives into each others' backs and make it really hard for anyone to finish watching because doing whatever it takes to make the stock go up is not good film.

Sucker Punch (DNF)

Zack Snyder has certainly found his creative palette and makes effort to tell outlying stories, too bad his execution produces such hackneyed and bland results. I also get the sense that his diet is primarily pornography and Superfriends. Nobody's perfect.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (DNF)

These movies are getting too complicated for me. So as I understand it: Harry is the chosen one and must avoid the nose-for-a-face guy cause he is super evil powerful, or take vengeance for killing his parents and putting an "s" on his head but only if he thinks he is ready, and everybody really wants to have a Fall wedding in the countryside even though people are ...

Private Parts (2/5)

Pretty good.

Hall Pass (0/5)

Owen Wilson plays a sleazy-childish-husband-dad whose wife lets him out of their marriage for a week so he somehow convinces the most impossibly hot woman alive to screw his burned out, half-unmarried self as part of her bucket list (she's already bungee jumped), but then he can't go through with it so he goes home and it turns out his wife had the hots for a ...

Drive Angry (DNF)

Kill Bill meets Nic Cage low-renting everything and the Duke boys' adventures with roadhouse rockabilly and Chevelle Satanism and swearing and dynamite and tits* and losing money at the box office. Confusing. *Fake plastic beach balls sewn onto skinny frames, not to be confused with breasts.